SweetDreams - Sleep in a Box

Tired of not getting enough sleep?
Too many web site articles to write, email to answer,
blogs to publish, Twitter friends online?

Just launched! Our subsidiary, Catchensumzees Labs, has developed a remarkable breakthrough product that will solve that pesky problem of having to interrupt your online work or social life to sleep away eight hours of your life each day.

With SweetDreams™ sleep system you simply choose the amount of rest you need from our handy capsule punchcards that come in 1, 2 or 4 hour sleep increments. When you feel yourself nodding off on your keyboard in the afternoon, or wanting to get up at 4am and get a jump on your Facebook wall posts or LinkedIn updates, SweetDreams™ is
there for you.

But don't take our word for it.
Listen to what our customers have to say -

OMG! This is a filmmaker[slash] WordPress Geek [slash] XBox afcionado's dream come true. Monday afternoon I was feeling pretty tuckered out after catching a late night showing of Casablanca I'd TiVo'd. I decided to try a two-hour capsule, and I was delightfully surprised at how refreshed I felt. I loved experiencing my dreams in warp speed. A couple days later I decided to try getting up around 6ish after going to bed at 2. After a cup o'joe and a four-hour SweetDreamer I was able to go all day and felt incredibly swell. Even the dark circles under my eyes have disappeared. This is a heckuva product. Do you have an affiliate option?
Carman Isaiah Brautigan

Note: Carman, sorry! No affiliate option yet, but we'll send a Tweet as soon as it's available.

I was out to dinner last weekend for my birthday, and had my ID checked when I ordered a glass of wine. The waiter was completely flummoxed when he saw that I was born in 1948.

I've been using SweetDreams sleep replacement products for months now, and no one can believe I just celebrated my 60th! The extra sleep I swallow every day is making me look fabulous.
Kelly Anne Dashwood

Holy Moly! Hell's bells! My stars! This is the best thing since sliced bread. I know you're not supposed to take more than four hours of sleep at a time, but I couldn't help myself.

I took two of those sweet blue capsules and wow... I wailed on Guitar Hero all night and sailed through all my college classes the next day. Yes, SweetDreams is a little expensive if you're not living on grant money, but I always thought sleep was a huge waste of my time and now I don't have to bother with it. No more having to skip Guitar Hero tournaments because I have homework. Now I can do it all! I'm just ROFLing with joy about all this, as you can see in my photo.
John Freedom Lawrence

But wait! We haven't even told you the price yet, or about our special offer!
Purchase a box of SweetDreams™ for the low introductory price of $199, and we'll also send you a sample of our yet-to-be-released DreamChooser™ tea. No more worries about nightmares or unpleasant dreams!

All you have to do is make your selection from our DreamChooser™ variety pack and you'll experience the dream of your choice during your normal sleep time or a rapid-condensed version while using SweetDreams™ capsules. Choose from options like "Hero", "Queen of It All", "Sports Star", and our ever popular "Flying Dream".

Yes!
I want those magic pills full of sleep!

I can't wait to look decades younger than I am, have wonderful dreams sail through my brain in seconds flat, and have more time for Triathlons, Twittering, family get-togethers, Facebook notes, blogging my brains out and updating my web site.

This limited offer expires soon, so don't delay! Use our order button below and start receiving all the rest you deserve without wasting time sleeping all night. Don't forget - we'll also send
you a bonus sample of our wonderful DreamChooser flying dream tea!

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